Target practice

Conner is in the living room practicing to become a quarterback. It is not going well at all. He went into Abbey's room and got 7 golf clubs. (Entering her room is something he will pay for later. I won't have to tell her; she'll know.) He jammed them between the seat cushions on the couch and loveseat and placed his miniature football helmets on top of the golf clubs. He has all of his footballs in a pile (4 of them), says " Set, GO!" and starts throwing them at his targets. The targets, the TV and the windows are safe. On the other hand, 2 lamps, 3 picture frames, 6 magazines and a bottle of water were hit. Maybe the golf club/football helmets were fans. Either way, his quarterback rating is a touch low for now, but it's a long season.